Blogging.

It's come to my attention that a few of you seem to think this blog was just a fad.

Let me assure you this is not the case.

"But King, it's been a month since your last blog!"... What?? Look at the URL. Do you see http://www.twitter.com/KingMarlonicus? What's that? You don't? Take a look back over my previous posts. Do you see meaningless tripe?

No.

You think those 9 followers (and counting) came to read some bull about some rubbish no one even cares about? Unlikely.

Here at the KMB I'll only churn out the quality bloggage you came here to see, nothing less.


But to whet your appetite, let me tell you big things are going on. They involve contracts, £1000 and horse sperm.

Expect quality blogging.

Penny Whistle

Hmm. Been a while since the Kings last post.


You know he's planning something big.



Oh. What?

Penny whistle, fools.

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Just picked this bad boy up for a steal off Amazon.







Watch this space, it's gonna be huge.

Zac Effron.

I hate this guy.

I hate this film because of this guy.

I hated the High School Musical adverts.

I'm pretty sure he's not even 17.

It's not christmas.

Does it look like christmas? No.

1) A christmas carol's been done to death, let it die.
2) This looks like a shit version anyway.
3) Again. It's not christmas.